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If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Vi Putnam

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The entire sum of existence is the magic of being needed by just one...
Aldous Huxley

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Such prosperity as we have known up to the present is the consequence of...
Jules Renard

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There are moments when everything goes well don’t be frightened, it won’t last.
E. B. White

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Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right...
Henry Louis Mencken

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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you...
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The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just...
Thomas Jefferson

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Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.
Jonathan Swift

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One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which...
Desiderius Erasmus

Quote #8787

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
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