Quote #14999
Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
Quote #18566
Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
Quote #2455
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Quote #18810
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very...
Quote #20402
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
Quote #5002
Whatever must happen ultimately should happen immediately.
Quote #2133
Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life.
Quote #18056
Whoever has inhabited the United States must have perceived that in those parts of...
Quote #11409
It’s only when the tide goes out that you learn who’s been swimming naked.
Quote #19184
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing...