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Bad is never good until worse happens.
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Bed is the poor man’s opera.
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There was a time when the reader of an unexciting newspaper would remark, ‘How...
Quote #16276
Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #11215
If I take refuge in ambiguity, I assure you that it’s quite conscious.
Quote #17292
There is nobody as enslaved as the fanatic, the person in whom one impulse,...
Quote #8553
I persist on praising not the life I lead, but that which I ought...
Quote #6484
A merely fallen enemy may rise again, but the reconciled one is truly vanquished.
Quote #13853
I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I’d save up...