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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk,...
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I came into the world either too early or too late at present, I...
Ellen Parr

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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
Laurence Sterne

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Courtship consists in a number of quiet attentions, not so pointed as to alarm,...
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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One never goes so far as when one doesn’t know where one is going.
Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

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Even on the most exalted throne in the world we are only sitting on...
Napoleon Bonaparte

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The word impossible is not in my dictionary.
Richard Milhous Nixon

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If an individual wants to be a leader and isn’t controversial, that means he...
Trey and Matt Stone Parker

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I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13761

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not...
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