Quote #13901
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #6975
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a...
Quote #9127
Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
Quote #12051
Tito Fuentes is safe at second with a triple.
Quote #6469
The real problem is what to do with the problem-solvers after the problems are...
Quote #14740
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
Quote #13528
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #20611
Where love rules, there is no will to power, and where power predominates, love...
Quote #5268
Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.
Quote #3694
I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.