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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13901

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Stephen Hawking

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We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a...
Chinese Proverb

Quote #9127

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Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
Jerry Coleman

Quote #12051

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Tito Fuentes is safe at second with a triple.
Gay Talese

Quote #6469

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The real problem is what to do with the problem-solvers after the problems are...
Donald Kendall

Quote #14740

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
John Guarrine

Quote #13528

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Carl Jung

Quote #20611

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Where love rules, there is no will to power, and where power predominates, love...
William Shakespeare

Quote #5268

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.
Joe E. Louis

Quote #3694

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.
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