Quote #17770
The world is proof that God is a committee.
Quote #1444
Wayne I once thought I had mono for an entire year, It turned out...
Quote #17991
Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm...
Quote #10003
California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
Quote #18283
Friendship is the only cement that will hold the world together.
Quote #1236
It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not...
Quote #16327
He altered the image of the Jew from that of rabbi, merchant, wanderer, to...
Quote #1473
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
Quote #1687
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
Quote #1087
Stranger in a strange country.