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Existence, as we know it, is full of sorrow. To mention only one minor...
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Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men although he was twice married,...
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I have made a great discovery. What I love belongs to me. Not the...
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The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
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Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
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Seek not, my soul, the life of the immortals but enjoy to the full...
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I was coming home from kindergarten–well they told me it was kindergarten. I found...