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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13670

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves....
Cicero

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There is nothing so ridiculous but some philosopher has said it.
Croesus of Lydia

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No one would be foolish enough to choose war over peace–in peace sons bury...
Sam Ewig

Quote #4368

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Success has a simple formula do your best, and people may like it.
Marquis de Sade

Quote #12460

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The pleasure of the senses is always regulated in accordance with the imagination. Man...
Steven Patrick Callahan

Quote #11552

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Dreams, ideas, and plans not only are an escape, they give me purpose, a...
Happy Gilmore

Quote #2472

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
Edward Young

Quote #19313

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A God all mercy is a God unjust.
Ogden Nash

Quote #15956

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven’t what...
Carlos Castaneda

Quote #11685

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is important to do what you don’t know how to do. It is...
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