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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home.
Rebecca West

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Before a war military science seems a real science, like astronomy but after a...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don’t also shoot some...
Robert A. Heinlein

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Of course the game is rigged. Don’t let that stop you – if you...
Guy Finley

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Spend everyday casual, but industrious Every moment alert, but relaxed.
Walter Winchell

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A friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks...
Jiddu Krishnamurti

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Hitler and Mussolini were only the primary spokesmen for the attitude of domination and...
Albert Einstein

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A hundred times every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life...
William Blake

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You are forgiven for your happiness and your successes only if you generously consent...
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