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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13767

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of...
Arnold Glasgow

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The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg,...
Alexander Smith

Quote #17569

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It is not so much consequence what you say, as how you say it....
Margaret Elizabeth Sangster

Quote #17288

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I thank You, God, in Heaven, for friends.
Benjamin Disraeli

Quote #3004

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The difference of race is one of the reasons why I fear war may...
Mark Twain

Quote #1628

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A man with a new idea is a crank — until the idea succeeds.
Jean Kerr

Quote #14759

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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
Albert Einstein

Quote #9238

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Generations to come will scarce believe that such a one as this ever in...
Nikita Khrushchev

Quote #14822

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Asking to meet with Italian businessmen instead of government officials. I want to talk...
Charles Caleb Colton

Quote #2316

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you have nothing to say, say nothing.
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