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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13875

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
Socrates

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People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which...
F. E. Smedley

Quote #17560

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
All’s fair in love and war.
M. F. K. Fisher

Quote #20157

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be...
W. Somerset Maugham

Quote #8686

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Life isn’t long enough for love and art.
W. H. Auden

Quote #1558

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When I find myself in the company of scientists, I feel like a shabby...
Bruce Kemper

Quote #14712

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Each of us, as members of the Body of Christ, has been given at...
Harry Morris Warner

Quote #18740

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk
Gamal Abdel Nasser

Quote #15963

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only...
Doris Lessing

Quote #15125

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Laughter is by definition healthy.
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