Quote #15355
At the worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived.
Quote #9737
If you see a snake, just kill it. Don’t appoint a committee on snakes.
Quote #10572
Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings.
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I’m not a speed reader. I’m a speed understander.
Quote #20165
There are 1011 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number....
Quote #13866
It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared...
Quote #4733
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Quote #13228
Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue.
Quote #13637
One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me...
Quote #13927
If you lived in the Dark Ages, and you were a catapult operator, I...