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Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
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Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in...
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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #21246
Son, always tell the truth. Then you’ll never have to remember what you said...
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The company of just and righteous men is better than wealth and a rich...
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Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
Quote #3708
The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.
Quote #11242
Bite off more than you can chew and then chew like hell.
Quote #6680
The glory of creation is in its infinite diversity.
Quote #3294
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.