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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13741

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I don’t think I’m ever more ‘aware’ than I am right after I hit...
Robert Orben

Quote #2347

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Johann Georg von Zimmermann

Quote #18661

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Open your mouth and purse cautiously, and your stock of wealth and reputation shall,...
Homer

Quote #7345

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whoever obeys the gods, to him they particularly listen.
Dan Quayle

Quote #21179

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
Kahlil Gibran

Quote #2840

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing...
Nikita Khrushchev

Quote #14812

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I want to talk to these people because they stay in power and you...
Jacqui Webb

Quote #18805

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Music is a medicine for many… Silence is a poison for some…
Abraham Lincoln

Quote #2443

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
All my life I have tried to pluck a thistle and plant a flower...
Italian Proverb

Quote #6364

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
By asking for the impossible, obtain the best possible.
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