Quote #15531
Americans who had traveled in Europe knew the ‘free’ European peasants suffered considerably greater...
Quote #13875
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
Quote #18776
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #19330
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quote #20346
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that...
Quote #5285
Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none.
Quote #2255
It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.
Quote #16572
He that is of a merry heart hasth a continual feast.
Quote #15208
The little things are most worthwhile– quiet word, a look, a smile.
Quote #732
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.