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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
John Barrymore

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Die I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional...
Maurice Freehill

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Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid...
Unknown

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He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
Hubert Humphrey

Quote #122

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In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the...
Bruce Barton

Quote #10513

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Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something...
Bertrand Russell

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The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in a way that...
Oscar Wilde

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I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters,...
Terence

Quote #17942

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nothing is said that has not been said before.
Chinese Proverb

Quote #9150

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If heaven made him, earth can find some use for him.
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