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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13720

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Oprah Winfrey

Quote #19168

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You are built not to shrink down to less but to blossom into more.
Truman Capote

Quote #11601

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
Mario M Cuomo

Quote #12268

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I talk and talk and talk, and I haven’t taught people in 50 years...
Alfred E. Newman

Quote #16018

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Crime does not pay … as well as politics.
Henry S. Hoskins

Quote #14305

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The greatest masterpieces were once only pigments on a palette.
Jacqui Webb

Quote #18805

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Music is a medicine for many… Silence is a poison for some…
Jewish Proverb

Quote #16655

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He who puts up with insult invites injury.
T. S. Eliot

Quote #8707

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
German proverb

Quote #2652

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Never give advice unless asked.
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