Quote #5769
Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally...
Quote #13904
Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
Quote #13929
I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...
Quote #9351
The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly...
Quote #5908
The Establishment center … has led us into the stupidest and cruelest war in...
Quote #19951
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #5783
Men give me credit for some genius. All the genius I have lies in...
Quote #21011
That indolent but agreeable condition of doing nothing.
Quote #21795
Usually when people are sad, they don’t do anything. They just cry over their...
Quote #9941
Cosmic upheaval is not so moving as a little child pondering the death of...