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Broken promises don’t upset me. I just think, why did they believe me
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Christ will remain a priest and king though He was never consecrated by any...
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When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don’t blame the...
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The reputation of a thousand years may be determined by the conduct of one...
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When the mind is silent, beyond weakness or non concentration, then it can enter...
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There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.
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