Quote #5118
The cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
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Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...
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Education has for its object the formation of character.
Quote #9991
Often the test of courage is not to die but to live.
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The welfare of the people is the ultimate law.
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Quote #4075
Don’t be afraid to talk to yourself. It’s the only way you can be...
Quote #15638
Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn’t they’d be married...
Quote #8314
Judging from the main portion of the history of the world, so far, justice...
Quote #13731
My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...