Quote #13844
Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger...
Quote #1183
If a man writes a book, let him set down only what he knows....
Quote #4857
How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the...
Quote #6034
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your...
Quote #2383
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #20425
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...
Quote #1417
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork
Quote #5766
The very idea of a bird is a symbol and a suggestion to the...
Quote #2018
Beware the fury of a patient man.
Quote #13376
Spare no expense to save money on this one.