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Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger...
Johann von Goethe

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If a man writes a book, let him set down only what he knows....
Henry David Thoreau

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How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the...
Henry Ford

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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your...
Charlie Chaplin

Quote #2383

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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Dick Gregory

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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...
Stanislaw Lec

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Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork
John Burroughs

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The very idea of a bird is a symbol and a suggestion to the...
John Dryden

Quote #2018

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Beware the fury of a patient man.
Samuel Goldwyn

Quote #13376

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Spare no expense to save money on this one.
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