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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13880

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think...
Ecclesiastes

Quote #20110

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Give not over thy soul to sorrow and afflict not thyself in thy own...
Chester Bowles

Quote #19651

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There can be no real individual freedom in the presence of economic insecurity.
Debbie Skelly

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In a mirror, last place becomes first place… Just depends on how you wish...
Paxton Blair

Quote #10920

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There has been in recent years excessive emphasis on a citizen’s rights and inadequate...
Carl Sagan

Quote #8745

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you make the finding yourself – even if you’re the last person on...
Lyndon B. Johnson

Quote #200

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and...
Calvin Trillin

Quote #18117

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Math was always my bad subject. I couldn’t convince my teachers that many of...
John Steinbeck

Quote #8518

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No one wants advice — only corroboration.
Jay Leno

Quote #15102

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
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