Quote #16720
He who wants a rose must respect the thorn.
Quote #81
Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.
Quote #20855
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Quote #13901
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #19086
Before I was married, I had a hundred theories about raising children and no...
Quote #6741
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.
Quote #11329
Never fail to know that if you are doing all the talking, you are...
Quote #13041
Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
Quote #11229
The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery...
Quote #20460
They’re slobbery and they’re whiney and they look at you just like they could...