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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Instead of putting a quarter under a kid’s pillow, how about a pinecone That...
Thomas Carlyle

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Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
Jewish Proverb

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God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
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Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting.
Paulette Bates Alden

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Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated.
Frank H. Crane

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You often get a better hold upon a problem by going away from it...
Dorothy Nevill

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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at...
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I am not an optimist, but i am not a pessimist, what I am...
Franklin Delano Roosevelt

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13861

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
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