Quote #10774
Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is...
Quote #8917
It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and...
Quote #2894
We are bits of stellar matter that got cold by accident, bits of a...
Quote #13891
I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold...
Quote #6459
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.
Quote #6513
I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack with other guys...
Quote #9407
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not...
Quote #3329
You can’t deny laughter when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair...
Quote #9740
The first time I shot the hook, I was in fourth grade, and I...
Quote #2100
If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn.