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I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
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If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh...
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...
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I love America because America trusts me. When I go into a shop to...
Quote #18163
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone Wherever...
Quote #9760
The bedfellows politics made are never strange. It only seems that way to those...
Quote #940
Regard your good name as the richest jewel you can possibly be possessed of...
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Nothing more dangerous than a friend without discretion even a prudent enemy is preferable.
Quote #5881
One of the great attractions of patriotism — it fulfills our worst wishes. In...