Quote #21643
In a free state there should be freedom of speech and thought.
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Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds...
Quote #8737
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
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There are three things which if one does not know, one cannot live long...
Quote #6902
When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not...
Quote #4850
Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
Quote #5310
Glory is like a circle in the water, Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself,...
Quote #6137
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted...
Quote #13720
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #18518
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for...