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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was...
George Sewell

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Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt.
Frank Zappa

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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Heinrich Heine

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Since the Exodus, freedom has always spoken with a Hebrew accent.
Samuel Richardson

Quote #16913

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Calamity is the test of integrity.
Lord Byron

Quote #19608

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Oh too convincing – dangerously dear – In woman’s eye the unanswerable tear
Andrew Schneider

Quote #21568

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What are man and woman if not members of two very different and warring...
Tommy Cooper

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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Edmund Burke

Quote #7994

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He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist...
Evelyn Waugh

Quote #18796

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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