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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13799

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Quote #17654

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I do not come into this pulpit hoping that perhaps somebody will of his...
Publilius Syrus

Quote #4305

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Admonish thy friends in secret, praise them openly.
Arthur Schnabel

Quote #17367

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Applause is a receipt, not a bill.
James Beard

Quote #19618

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Food is our common ground, a universal experience.
Unknown

Quote #18337

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Forgiveness does not mean the cancellation of all consequences of wrong doing. It means...
Lao Tzu

Quote #3732

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He who knows does not speak. He who speaks does not know.
Voltaire

Quote #6746

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Michael Pritchard

Quote #4220

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the...
Ronald Reagan

Quote #8203

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I have come to the conclusion that the 22nd Amendment limiting the presidency to...
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