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You have to eat the first piece of candy Before you can eat the...
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get...
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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If you don’t know where you’re going, you’ll end up somewhere else.
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I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands, or commanding wives.
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Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years...
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If you love it let it go. If it returns to you cherish it,...
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The first time I shot the hook, I was in fourth grade, and I...
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The bonds that unite another person to ourselves exist only in our mind. Memory...