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Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.
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Intellectuals solve problems geniuses prevent them.
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be...
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When one door of happiness closes, another opens but often we look so long...
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A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
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After victory, tighten your helmet chord.
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We might do well to contain our elation at seeing the light at the...
Quote #12091
That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick...
Quote #3472
The more laws, the less justice.
Quote #13917
You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...