Quote #11817
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
Quote #15166
The day a person becomes a cynic is the day he loses his youth.
Quote #9214
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
Quote #21544
Time for the weather report. It’s cold out folks. Bonecrushing cold. The kind of...
Quote #36
In the United States, doing good has come to be, like patriotism, a favorite...
Quote #6802
The essence of philosophy is that a man should so live that his happiness...
Quote #5373
Beware Of entrance to a quarrel but being in, Bear’t that the opposed may...
Quote #7772
I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the last one left.
Quote #10471
You’ve got to make a conscious choice every day to shed the old –...
Quote #2617
That man is good who does good to others if he suffers on account...