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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and your friends are all...
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I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.
Benjamin Franklin

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He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages so...
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Us sing and dance, make faces and give flower bouquets, trying to be loved....
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History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.
John Collins

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Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.
Lisa Alther

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Just as you began to feel that you could make good use of time,...
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One never goes so far as when one doesn’t know where one is going.
Cicero

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Let arms give place to the robe, and the laurel of the warriors yield...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13903

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
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