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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I could be a bird, I think I’d be a penguin, because then...
Nicholas Chamfort

Quote #11734

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The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Chinese Proverb

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Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own.
Indian Proverb

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Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred...
James Barrie

Quote #2230

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Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough, You can have anything...
Blow

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George It was the greatest feeling I ever had. Followed abruptly by the worst...
Ausonius

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Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don’t believe yourself.
Brooks Atkinson

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The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and...
Herbert Clark Hoover

Quote #14274

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When there is a lack of honor in government, the morals of the whole...
Mark Twain

Quote #1577

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
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