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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
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Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.
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Some of the waiters discuss the menu with you as if they were sharing...
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Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
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The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg,...
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If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and...
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There’s nothing in this world more instinctively abhorrent to me than finding myself in...
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Only those books come down which deserve to last . All the gilt edges,...
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If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...
Quote #20076
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.