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If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
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The way in which we think of ourselves has everything to do with how...
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I believe that one of the great problems for us as individuals is the...
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It is in men as in soils where sometimes there is a vein of...
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his...
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The difference between our decadence and the Russians’ is that while theirs is brutal,...
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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
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I feel my immortality over sweep all pains, all tears, all time, all fears,...
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In the absences of a decent time machine, fiction remains the most sturdy vehicle...
James Hillman

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If you are still being hurt by an event that happened to you at...
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