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Magnificent promises are always to be suspected.
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The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great...
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The Vice Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody...
Ann Landers

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The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single...
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