Quote #10024
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #746
A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that’s lost–he...
Quote #16484
To live for results would be to sentence myself to continuous frustration. My only...
Quote #9078
George The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half...
Quote #16782
Truth is beautiful and divine no matter how humble its origin.
Quote #19258
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Quote #5456
Speak to me as to thy thinkings, As thou dost ruminate, and give thy...
Quote #3125
My toughest fight was with my first wife.
Quote #19327
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning,….sleep...
Quote #9859
If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As...