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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Sometimes I wonder if I’m patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but...
Ellen Herman

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Joel That’s the movies, Ed. Try reality. Ed No thanks.
Proverbs 2326a Bible

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My son, give me thine heart…
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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
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Government never furthered any enterprise but the alacrity with which it got out of...
Pesach Seder

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The willingness to sacrifice is the prelude to freedom.
Ann Landers

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Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the...
W. S. Gilbert

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Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing...
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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Unknown

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Success has many fathers, but failure is an orphan.
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