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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...
Albert Pike

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A Human Thought is an actual Existence, and a Force and Power, capable of...
Peter Ustinov

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I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to...
Barbara Hall

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Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause...
Herbert Hoover

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America – a great social and economic experiment, noble in motive and far-reaching in...
Nancy Astor

Quote #19394

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One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am...
Thomas Jefferson

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Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence, and deem them like the ark...
Miguel de Cervantes

Quote #9659

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Many count their chickens before they are hatched and where they expect bacon, meet...
Susan S. Taylor

Quote #17927

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We need quiet time to examine our lives openly and honestly. . . spending...
Herman Melville

Quote #2930

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A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things.
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