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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while...
Mark Twain

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His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a...
Aristotle

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Again, men in general desire the good, and not merely what their fathers had.
Oscar Wilde

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One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his...
Mark Twain

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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of...
Leo C. Rosten

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Courage is the capacity to comfront what can be imagined….
Niall MacDermot

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‘State intelligence,’ like ‘military intelligence’ and ‘woman friend,’ is a contradiction in terms.
Unknown

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Anger is only one letter short of danger.
Larry Eisenberg

Quote #12810

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For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.
Nigel Kneale

Quote #14890

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We’re not quite so bumbling and hopeless as you like to think.
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