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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13911

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...
Bruce Kemper

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Each of us, as members of the Body of Christ, has been given at...
W. S. Gilbert

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No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I...
Doris Lessing

Quote #15124

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In university they don’t tell you that the greater part of the law is...
Dorothy Parker

Quote #3370

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
Walter Frederick Mondale

Quote #15756

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Political image is like mixing cement. When it’s wet, you can move it around...
Trey and Matt Stone Parker

Quote #21135

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think people that have a brother or sister don’t realize how lucky they...
Lowell Duckett

Quote #12696

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Gun control has not worked in D.C. The only people who have guns are...
Hindustani Proverb

Quote #16632

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Eating while seated makes one of large size eating while standing makes one strong.
Francois Villon

Quote #21719

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I know all except myself.
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