Quote #15957
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Quote #13801
I’d rather be rich than stupid.
Quote #4866
He who hasn’t hacked assemply language as a youth has no heart. He who...
Quote #11171
As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory...
Quote #11132
Righteous people have no sense of humor.
Quote #5959
Security is mostly superstition. It does not exist in nature Avoiding danger is no...
Quote #21304
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way....
Quote #9385
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once.
Quote #16622
Where there is a sea there are pirates.
Quote #6392
One is very crazy when in love.