Quote #20740
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #14176
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
Quote #7875
There’s no point in burying the hatchet if you’re going to put up a...
Quote #19536
Good soldiers never pass up a chance to eat or sleep. They never know...
Quote #16374
Money will come when you are doing the right thing.
Quote #10923
People who’ve had happy childhoods are wonderful, but they’re bland… An unhappy childhood compels...
Quote #1572
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #1279
The man who in view of gain thinks of righteousness who in the view...
Quote #13831
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down We...
Quote #18014
Of all manifestations of power, restraint impresses men the most.