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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never...
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Loving a child doesn’t mean giving in to all his whims to love him...
Tom Stoppard

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We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us,...
Jules Feiffer

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The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen...
Sigmund Freud

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Whoever loves becomes humble. Those who love have, so to speak, pawned a part...
Baltasar Gracian

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All that really belongs to us is time even he who has nothing else...
Tom Lehrer

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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Thomas Jefferson

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Question with boldness even the existence of a God because, if there be one,...
Mark Twain

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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but...
Pearl Sydenstricker Buck

Quote #11385

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The secret of joy in work is contained in one word – excellence. To...
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