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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the...
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
P. J. O'Rourke

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Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by...
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The possession of unlimited power will make a despot of almost any man. There...
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Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
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People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven’t what...
New England Proverb

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people...
Dr. Laura Schlessinger

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Don’t spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13888

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I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
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