Quote #16717
It takes ten pounds of common sense to carry one pound of learning.
Quote #13671
For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip Why not add...
Quote #3664
Accidents, try to change them — it’s impossible. The accidental reveals man.
Quote #13401
It is better to discuss things, to argue and engage in polemics than make...
Quote #3269
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
Quote #17070
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #8116
No government ought to be without censors & where the press is free, no...
Quote #3228
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
Quote #8130
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #14261
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.