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So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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I don’t care what is written about me so long as it isn’t true.
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The first time you do the impossible, it may take a little longer.
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There is no remedy for love but to love more.
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Isn’t it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state...
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There is no disinfectant like success.
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Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight...
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Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid...
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Whatever happened to that old-fashioned Grandpa If he still survives, he must be hiding...
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A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold...