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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13728

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in...
Moorish Proverb

Quote #16706

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He who fears something gives it power over him.
Zeno

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The reason we have two ears and only one mouth, is that we may...
Franklin D. Roosevelt

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It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails,...
Thomas Carlyle

Quote #5551

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Men do less than they ought, unless they do all that they can.
Shirley Chisholm

Quote #9160

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I don’t measure America by its achievement but by its potential.
Marquis de Sade

Quote #12451

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If the objects who serve us feel ecstacy, they are much more often concerned...
T. S. Eliot

Quote #8700

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The more perfect the artist, the more completely separate in him will be the...
Andre Gide

Quote #20355

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what...
Wayne's World

Quote #1444

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Wayne I once thought I had mono for an entire year, It turned out...
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