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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re an ant, and you’re walking along across the top of a cup...
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Platitude an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b)...
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have...
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Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try...
Marcel Proust

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The opinions we hold of one another, our relations with friends and kinfolk are...
Woody Allen

Quote #2249

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Eighty percent of success is showing up.
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If there’s anything unsettling to the stomach, it’s watching actors on television talk about...
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A friend is someone who stays in when the rest of the world has...
Francis Bacon

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Man, being the servant and interpreter of nature, can do and understand so much...
John Updike

Quote #6158

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If men do not keep on speaking terms with children, they cease to be...
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